That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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