he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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