come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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