you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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