There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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