so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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