You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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