I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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