Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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