hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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