Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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