Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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