I didn't shave. On purpose
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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