I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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