Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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