Sponge bath it is.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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