I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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