Kiss
Puke
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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