I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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