Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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