We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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