You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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