speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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