Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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