Porn is love you can see.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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