The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is Oprah even human
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
