So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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