I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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