this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize
