Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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