Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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