Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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