u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
