it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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