did you get engaged???
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
