The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last