3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You should frame my arrest warrant.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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