I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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