Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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