We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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