my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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