Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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