I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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