Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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