Porn is love you can see.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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