I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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