You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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