That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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