Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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