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I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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