if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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