just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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