There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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