he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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