Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Dignity is for republicans.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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