The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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