i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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